I'm not really actively maintaining this game anymore but I've been toying around with a couple more character variations and figured I might as well release them.

Version 1.3 has the following updates:

• 6 new characters
  • Sadly I needed to reorder the character roster, this soft-breaks existing savefiles.
• Changed a lot of unlock conditions, removed some tedious ones in particular
• Boss rush background updated to look cooler
• Balance tweak: launched torso / bones from Food destroys bullets
• Balance tweak: a bunch of player splash damage zones from explosive shots are bigger, destroys enemy bullets, deals more damage, or all of the above.
• Balance tweak: Cullen's Class now has 4 students
• Balance tweak: log riders ignore the difficulty-dependent spawn frequency, making level 3 considerably easier on Impossible
• Balance tweak: similar frequency-ignoring change to the moving platforms that shoot (making those sections much easier)
• QoL: all shots that destroy bullets will now also trigger the effect where the bullet poofs out of existence, so it's easier to tell what's happening.
• Fixed homing shots and some other projectiles ignoring certain "not technically enemies" that was really hard to kill as certain characters
• Added a new secret Everyone Is Here mode.